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Olive Green

Dunce

A Bean who ignored food safety guidelines. When in doubt, throw it out!

Death Method

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

First Appearance
Dumb Ways to Die (2012)
Color
Olive Green

Game Appearances

  • DWTD 1
  • DWTD 2
  • DWTD 3

Fun Trivia

  • Dunce historically means a slow learner
  • Teaches food safety and spoilage recognition
  • The food inspection minigame is educational
  • Based on real food poisoning dangers

The Story of Dunce

Dunce's olive green color might make you think of mold and spoilage, which is fitting given his fatal mistake - eating a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie. The name "Dunce" (historically meaning someone slow to learn) perfectly describes someone who would ignore basic food safety principles. His story addresses a genuinely dangerous behavior: consuming spoiled food despite obvious warning signs. The character teaches practical food safety that everyone needs to know. Perishable foods left unrefrigerated become breeding grounds for dangerous bacteria like Salmonella, E. coli, and Staphylococcus. While most cases of food poisoning cause temporary illness, severe cases can be deadly, especially for vulnerable individuals. Dunce's extreme outcome represents what can happen when food safety is completely ignored. What makes Dunce particularly effective is how relatable the scenario is. We've all discovered forgotten food and wondered "is this still okay to eat?" Dunce represents the dangerous moment when wishful thinking ("it looks fine") overrides common sense ("it's been unrefrigerated for two weeks"). The character serves as a memorable reminder that when in doubt about food safety, the only safe choice is to throw it out, because the risk of serious illness or death isn't worth saving a few dollars on food.

Gameplay and Minigames

Dunce's food safety minigames teach players to identify spoiled food, understand proper storage, and make smart decisions about what's safe to eat versus what should be discarded. The games combine observation skills with practical food safety knowledge. In the original game, players must inspect various foods and determine whether they're safe to eat based on visual cues (mold, discoloration, unusual texture), smell indicators, storage conditions, and time since preparation. The game rewards cautious decision-making and punishes wishful thinking or ignoring warning signs. Later versions expand with comprehensive food safety scenarios: proper refrigeration and storage techniques, understanding different shelf lives for various foods, recognizing early versus late spoilage signs, food labeling comprehension (sell-by, use-by, best-by dates), and cross-contamination prevention. These variations teach that food safety isn't just about avoiding obviously rotten food - it's about understanding proper handling, storage, and preparation to prevent illness before spoilage is visible.

Expert Tips for Dunce's Minigame

  • If food has been unrefrigerated for more than 2 hours (or 1 hour in hot weather), it's unsafe
  • Visible mold, unusual colors, or strange textures mean immediate discard - don't taste to check
  • When expiration dates are shown, treat them seriously - they exist for safety reasons
  • The "sniff test" can help, but if you're asking "is this still good?" the answer is usually no
  • Remember: food poisoning can be deadly - when in doubt, throw it out